Total Medals Earned: 3,958 (From 597 different games.) Total Medal Score: 63,725 Points
Medals Earned: 15/27 (450/1,000 points)
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Complete the Tutorial Level
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act I
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Medals Earned: 9/11 (425/500 points)
destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage
Collect all 10 gems in a single run
Collect all health orbs in a single run
Collect all rage orbs in a single run
survive for 3 minutes
Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit
use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run
Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage
Medals Earned: 5/7 (195/270 points)
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Reach a score of 1 million
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Medals Earned: 6/9 (350/435 points)
collect 10 gems
Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Kill 50 small gnomes
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Kill 5 Gnome Miners
Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling
Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage
Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks
Medals Earned: 7/8 (35/60 points)
Whatever that's supposed to mean.
Make your mother proud.
That's not how Mario did it.
I wouldn't do that, if I were you. Ever.
You must have some in order to survive.
Only available in happy endings.
Learn how to open the door like a gentleman.
Medals Earned: 10/15 (50/95 points)
Wuss out, it's not that hard.
Congrats on avoiding it... I hope.
They always lose.
I am truly sorry.
There are better ways to scratch them.
If you go down this road, it might be more literal than you think.
Take revenge, man. Do it.
You're the only one allowed.
You thought it'd be more impressive.
I think life has a grudge on you.
It's hard to come by.
Rock and roll!
You've found one... in a bloody apocalypse.
Dividing by one never ends well.
Medals Earned: 4/19 (35/445 points)
beat first level
recover burn energy
kick 30 bricks in a row
reach 500m mark
kick 500 bricks overall
kick 100 bricks in one level
get an additional life
survive after the ball speedup
slow down 2 times in a row
kick 200 bricks in one level
kick 1000 bricks overall
kick 60 bricks in a row
kick 5000 bricks overall
kick 500 bricks in one level
reach 1000m mark
kick 100 bricks in a row
reach 2000m mark
reach maximum water level
beat all levels
Medals Earned: 10/13 (310/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Collect 400 Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Buy every skill.
Max out every single level type.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Get 100% completion.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (95/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 3/14 (130/750 points)
Grab a Pizza
Grab 1000 Rings in total
Create a level
Bump into 500 mines in total
Grab 5000 Rings in total
Unlock the other Runners
Kick 30 mines against a boss.
Beat all missions