Total Medals Earned: 3,958 (From 597 different games.) Total Medal Score: 63,725 Points
Medals Earned: 7/10 (50/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 7/9 (185/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 15/18 (375/500 points)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/70 points)
Get a score of 100 or above!
You somehow got a score of 0
Get a score of 150 or more!
You're a mathematician!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (20/110 points)
Hit Donald Trump for the first time.
Hit your very first shot.
Hit Donald trump 5 times.
You missed Trump 3 times in Classic and got fired.
Have your 3rd "political debate" with Donald Trump.
Hit Donald Trump 10 times in a row.
Medals Earned: 8/11 (250/380 points)
Get a single spade in a spin
Lose all your credits.
Win with three hearts.
Win with four angry faces.
Win with 5 rows of platinum bars.
Get 100 spins in a single game.
Win with 6 rows of cash.
Win the Jackpot
Get two wilds in a single spin.
Reach $10,000 in credit.
Win with 7 rows of diamonds
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/50 points)
Talk to everyone at the party
You popped a cap in Weebl's ass
You got killed by the Weebl
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/305 points)
Reached Act I
Reached Act III
Viewed the credits so I don't get sued
Reached Act II
Reached Act IV
Prevented oncoming traffic from inconveniencing you
Suffered the wrath of your old pal
Walked down the street and killed a zombie
Showed your love for an unwanted second appearance
Increased ratings, improved the economy
This is for damaging certain property
Saved the city from absolute destruction
Went 200,000 leagues under the sea to infiltrate the hideout
Ended a gentlemen's career
Destroyed Osama X
Found the secrets menu
Killed Osama
Shot down helicopters while enjoying a cab ride
Defeated the game
Medals Earned: 7/12 (170/470 points)
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